Girlz crazy abt 4 things

Girls r crazy about 4 things..

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1) shopping
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2) cell phone

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3) chocolates

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4)__ (look down)

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Dude..Look down!! :)

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remove my nighty

Wife:-remove my nighty.

Husband:-OK,

Wife:-remove my panty,

Husband:-OK. Wife:-remove my bra,

Husband:-OK.

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Wife:-Don't wear my cloths next time
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wat is the difference

Teacher: wat is difference b/w

 

1. Call girl
 

2. Girl frnd
 

3. Wife?

 

Student:

 

1. Prepaid
 

2. Post paid
 

3. Zong (1 no free sari Life, raat 12 se subah 7 tak)

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WHISPER

Don't carry umbrella during rain,
 

keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de. ;-)

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GOOD NEWS :S BAD NEWS

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
 

Gud News
 

4 U!

 

MEGHA- What Do
 

U
 

Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
 

I'm Unmarried.

 

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
 

Bad
 

News
 

4 U!

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PoLiCE

PoLiCE ne LArkA Or
 
LArki ko Motor CycLE pe jAtAy Rok kr poochA:
 
KyA LAgti hy yE TuMhAri?


LArkA: Wese to kCh nhi LAgti,
 
BreAk LAgAon to thori thori LAgti hy :p    

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Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai?
 

Papa: Tum mery bety ho Ye Sach hai,Tumhara Dost Arshad B mera hi beta hai Ye

 

Raaz hai ;)

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Ek aurat ki 8 larkian thi

Ek aurat ki 8 larkian thi aur sb ka naam 'Chandni' tha.

 

Kisi ne pucha- Tum kisi ek ko kese bulati ho?

 

Aurat- Lo kr lo baat, Sab k sur-name alag hyn... =P ;)

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Larkiyon Aur Larko Ki Wo Kon Si Jaga

Larkiyon Aur Larko Ki Wo Kon Si Jaga Ha Jaha Hadi Nahe Hoti . ?

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hoont

DiRty Mind...=P;->

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Kareena has small.!

Kareena has small.!

 

Rakhi has big.!

 

Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!

 

Aishwaryarai has two small!

 

What's dat?
 

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The letter 'R'
 

 
but i like the way u thnk ;-> 

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1 murghi super market gae

1 murghi super market gae aur kaha: 1 anda dena
 

Salesman: tum anda kya karogi?

 

Murghi: q k murgha ne bola hai darling! 5 rupay k liye apna figure khrab mat 

kro    

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Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

 

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

 

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"  kaha to 2 thappad marti hai

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Child 2 d Sales Girl

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
 

Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

 

Girl smiled & said:
 

Yes

 

Child:
 

Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->

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Bacha Mis Se

Bacha Mis Se
 

Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
 

Mis Ghusey Se Boli
 

Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He
 

Bacha!
 

Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.

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fresh air :D

A Girl Tells her Mom:
 
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
 
Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" ! :D

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